Hilarious Boating Fails
Boating is not as easy as it looks. It takes a lot of work to get a boat to the water, then into the water and then to stay on top of the water.
Not everyone can master these tasks, let alone jump off of a boat with ease (as pictured).
And we have some hilarious boating fails to prove it.
The Tide Isn't High
"If you think you can beat the tide, you will lose!" – @AmeliaBoatClub
Don't Get Too Excited
@MissionBoatGear Looks like someone was a bit too excited to go boating...
In 3, 2, 1...
"Showoff Smash. Don’t let your ego overwhelm common boating sense." – @TFMarine
You Can't Make This Up
Literally, there are no words.
Bad Idea, Boys
"No, I don't think so! Too many opportunities for error!" – @AmeliaBoatClub
It's Not Easy...
Jumping off a boat.
Notice Anything Missing?
"Boating fail: world's most irresponsible boater" – @ShyBeaverBoat
A Little Short
So How It Works Is...
"Notice anything odd about this boat?" – Rob Winder
We're Sure They Thought It Through
"Something tells me ... YOUR'E DOING IT WRONG." – Power Yacht Natio
All's Well That Ends Well
But this isn't going to end well.
"Trust me, it'll fit" ... are words you should never trust.
Keep Your Balance
Somewhere, their former physics teacher is saying, "I tried."
No Trailer, No Problem
"Who said you need a trailer?" – boaton_pro
That's going to leave a mark.
You're Doing It Wrong
"Naw, they don't need our help, they'll figure it out." – theboatstuffguys
"Some got a little more turnt this weekend than others." – thewakeboatlife
They're No. 1
In what, we do not know.
It may be time to start worrying.
Just Leave It There
Apparently, this is more common than we thought.
Nah, We Don't Need Straps
"2020, will it ever end?" – Andrew Gaul
How in the Heck?
"I'm thinking that alcohol might be involved in this situation." – thegreenskeeper01
"I guess that's what you call 'going down with the ship.'" — Charlie Brien
Let us guess. First time?
"Respect the effort." – Dan Puhl
If you have the ability to make a motor, why don't you just ... oh, what's the point?
Not a Fail, Yet
"That bad boy ain’t goin' anywhere." – Phillip Hurd
"Should have let out a little more line." – @C_M_Marine
What Will Happen Next?
"Hold on, now, let’s see how this plays out." — Derek Klein
Explain This to Insurance
"Nothing better than having your boat sealed up tight. LOL!" – Daniel Crego
They May Be Missing the Point
"Might want to turn on the pump..." – cclark93221
Like we need any more bad jokes about female drivers.
A Rhetorical Question
"An under-inflated boat amid dark skies + choppy sea. What could go wrong?" – Dollar Shepherd
Come Sail Away
"Ummmmm, shouldn't it be floating?" – @Pete77
It's a Balancing Act
"Rudder ... pfft, who needs a rudder?" – Michel Raissis
I Like to Move It
"Boat told the Ram to move B, get out my way." – Jeremy Homer
But it would have been cool if he nailed it.
What Could Go Wrong?
Maybe we should add a disclaimer not to try this at home?
Until those pesky overpasses come along.
Bonus Car Wash
"It's quite a deal, use the boat ramp, and they throw in a car wash for free." – James Done
We don't think this is what she wanted when she asked for a houseboat.
This boat is about to get a good wash.
Maybe he shouldn't have taken the shortcut?
A Whale of a Time
A relative of Moby Dick, perhaps?
The result of running ashore full-speed-ahead or that's one heck of a tide coming in!
That's gonna hurt.
"Let's Go for a Ride"
"It will be fun," he said.
In Too Deep
It's not a total loss... the boat is OK.
Careful, it's slippery when wet.
Row, Row, Row Your Boat
What a gentleman!
Pop the Hood
It probably just needs a jump.
Think his friends know he's missing?
Oh, come now, they can make it.
Out of Air
Don't alligators live in swamps?