When I plan a trip to Disneyland, I do so with the strategic mind of an NFL coach calling the game-winning plays during the Super Bowl. The entire start-to-finish experience is a mission to survive screaming children, epic lines and whiplashing rides. Oh, and there are some laughs and good times mixed in there somewhere too!
I’m not entirely cynical, I do have fun at Disneyland. It’s the happiest place on Earth, right? I enjoy people-watching in line and wondering how I can get Cinderella’s job. Plus, I can’t deny the amusement-park food — who doesn’t like eating a Mickey Mouse-shaped ice cream bar?
Buckle up and keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times: Here are some random thoughts from a day at Disneyland.
Perhaps you can relate?