Europe — the land of high culture, high fashion, delicious food and centuries-spanning history. What’s not to love?
We asked ourselves this question and decided there are actually plenty of things not to love about Europe. It’s a tough pill to swallow, but a good deal of Europe’s44 official countries, as recognized by the UN, have no business being among the Greeces, Spains and Swedens of the continent.
Armed with the knowledge that, in fact, not all of Europe is so superior to the rest of the world, we set out to decide which countries are enviable and which ones just aren’t. We’re wholly certain many readers will be astonished by our conclusions. Which is to say, we fully expect many people will vehemently disagree.
Here’s our ranking of European countries, from worst to first.