Hilarious Tweets About Traveling with Kids
![Traveling with a baby](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/traveling-with-a-baby/JS40MkqLpqrRGMBJKh7mDXLBEE8=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/4c/77/4c7756a234b54397ae38cfe23f7db72a.jpg)
Taking a family trip can be a joyful, bonding experience like no other. But more often, it's kind of like going through the nine circles of hell.
From incessant "are we there yet?" pestering on long road trips, to endless screaming on planes, to hearing "I'm bored!" whined at you every three seconds, vacationing with the family can leave you feeling like you need, well, a vacation.
We scoured Twitter to find the funniest tweets about traveling with kids. Parents: You will most definitely relate.
Only Scarier
![traveling with a four year old](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/traveling-with-a-four-year-old/QmrA3TOjbQWCnpJQX-845ED0QtY=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/65/09/6509c02ae6754e2aa00569321fb95685.jpg)
Not even heist movie characters are as good as 4-year-olds at escaping.
Best Advice Ever
![traveling with kids tips](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/traveling-with-kids-tips/MHztVT4hXFYQkbr5LW-iyITRLaE=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/fb/b3/fbb378c8bf794bbd8908f87a02d2d5ae.jpg)
Will this cause psychological trauma? Probably, but at least you'll get to rest on the plane.
There Are Some Things Money Can't Buy
![Traveling with kids](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/traveling-with-kids/MOegm9rkgQOGjoIq6szo1_G_p_g=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/c1/65/c165627d4f9846bfa4fabe47f0f294e1.jpg)
And by "priceless," we really mean the price you pay for wanting to continue the species.
The Screaming 1-Year-Old Is Definitely Worse
![Road trip with a 1 year old](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/road-trip-with-a-1-year-old/7wnUdwGWhzQq40tILWRqp9BorDE=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/88/d4/88d4d8ecc94f4d319386ea9554652840.jpg)
Not that we'd want Hepatitis but ... we would probably choose it over a road trip with a crying toddler.
Turns Out He Wasn't Sure
![Funny mom tweet](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/funny-mom-tweet/xRMe7tE-DQZZMRFONyE6OQpYiwE=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/85/6e/856e5163c85a4ce2852cef7c955d6017.jpg)
Why does every single kid do this? It's like they conspire together.
Unfair
![Parenting on a plane](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/parenting-on-a-plane/9FrGXkf3PCxFVCnnQBqI0HhUKKE=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/24/8b/248b28b080dd4137859270b84f62911d.jpg)
Flight attendants can be so unhelpful sometimes.
Beach Vacations Truly Are the Best
![Beach vacation tweet](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/beach-vacation-tweet/n5gys6PNwQQnU2oSFRrfJtPXTFY=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/d4/b8/d4b859fb87904b85ba5a8100f435018d.jpg)
If you feel the water suddenly getting warm, you know what it is.
Yes, EVERYTHING
![parenting in an airport](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/parenting-in-an-airport/HKn6iALUJjklnIBfyB-l6M9mqyA=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/9a/79/9a7947206c264226b72c4f5d07af90c0.jpg)
And probably a dozen more things you hadn't even thought to disagree with.
Always Use Protection
![Being on a plane with kids tweet](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/being-on-a-plane-with-kids-tweet/f7Mhv9OJbBNWcGjpEVf4EEc7xKk=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/f8/e2/f8e29db143e24cceb53369a705bbebde.jpg)
Everyone should be grateful for the free family planning lesson.
The Horror
![Family vacation tweet](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/family-vacation-tweet/BtHOkwmsVmYdtfQHSggEZf4azBw=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/55/c2/55c28750974c49c895b84d8a6287944b.jpg)
We swear we can look like decent human beings ... or at least we could before family vacations became a thing.
Wise Words
![traveling with kids](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/traveling-with-kids/azKh2luD5y74760RcyRO6ospbLQ=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/72/9f/729f66971b204bd297e01d78e568e6bb.jpg)
Hey, at least your kids will be happy. Right? Right?!
The One True Definition
![funny vacation tweet](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/funny-vacation-tweet/6jxocGethOy2KsMAplq_cZAgutU=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/da/ac/daac99bccf0d4e0a80b330f3842d26e2.jpg)
Is this the reason why Americans don't use their vacation days?
This Definition Is Good, Too
![What it's like to travel with kids](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/what-its-like-to-travel-with-kids/laW88_DA6xDpHQ-cKvbXMApF2Ik=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/0e/1b/0e1bb4bda5cd4d58872e0e49cd2936fc.jpeg)
And the worst part is that you know they know it's an empty threat.
Finally: A Stress-Free Way to Travel With Kids!
![Parents traveling](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/parents-traveling/RDLq2HHvGsQ4L4a7QKZQI4i_0CI=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/4c/98/4c989faad6bf4571aff700a56c371d11.jpg)
This guy is either genius or evil. Or an evil genius.
So Naive
![Road trip with kids](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/road-trip-with-kids/qsuu6RsieaiX1iYA0VW29OhGoP4=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/28/5f/285f7bb87e444666bdfc79c10132e453.jpg)
What a sweet and impossible dream.
The Parent's Version of a Farmer's Tan
![Tanning as a parent](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/tanning-as-a-parent/Eqk6q7LsDphDiGKnZa9WSOgVBSE=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/35/5f/355f0c2766ff493dac36c0ab60b45380.jpg)
Hey, at least it's a sign that you've left the house!
Kid-Free Travel > Mani-Pedi and Massage
![Traveling without your kids](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/traveling-without-your-kids/LpU6EvA3Ejg3bMFJ0XABVatIhWg=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/70/cb/70cbb885ae384b9b9d470737ce769abf.jpg)
Seven hours of not having to keep someone (or multiple people) alive? Now that's the vacation we need.
Kids Sleeping > Literally Anything Else
![Kids sleeping tweet](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/kids-sleeping-tweet/8HUVLCrcSK0gqhTVp7SDzTi6cPM=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/a7/f9/a7f9a9b5e56141cc92b1756afdbfbfb1.jpg)
Everyone knows trips with kids are not really a vacation.
You're Not Really Selling It...
![Beach vacation with kids](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/beach-vacation-with-kids/fS7OqLRDWH1XX64P0ExAcIAetfo=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/ae/08/ae08b0ecb6e241ce8e8f9135c1a61325.jpg)
Wow, Simon, you didn't have to get this real on us.
#WorthIt
![Going to the beach with kids](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/going-to-the-beach-with-kids/i0cx9bAzo9WrKoxCQf2JuuVsDTE=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/bb/0e/bb0e3271b0814266b06ff43c10487f2f.jpg)
Sorry, Jimmy, when we said beach day, we meant beach day.
Obviously
![Driving with kids](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/driving-with-kids/JT3Q3Q51CgMpb8D-XXxWZ8XpaXg=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/ce/c9/cec98d63b9b6474dbdf0a463d6b2266f.jpg)
And the screaming begins approximately 1.2 seconds later.
Wouldn't That Make It Even Funnier?
![Road trip with three year old](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/road-trip-with-three-year-old/xUo85d6GePId_8Fb7yJtCdvPQJs=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/44/82/44827eccbead4bc7a6f279861896d1a9.jpg)
As long as it doesn't get on us, we'll laugh about this.
Final Grade: C+
![Remembering your kids' birthdays](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/remembering-your-kids-birthdays/DH7cT2QW7naqTc4_r-Wv0NazwXg=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/93/a7/93a7368857844cb2b07843f357bebc77.jpg)
They can't expect us to lose five years of sleep and function enough to remember any date.
What Else Do You Need?
![Packing with kids](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/packing-with-kids/coJ3lr9mbvi3utO-JxE7wdb0MC4=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/76/5e/765e7a4a59554c46b236ea247def996c.jpg)
This girl is going places. Not on vacation, but definitely somewhere.
The Ultimate Travel Bucket List
![Travel destinations for kids](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/travel-destinations-for-kids/nkGT8G5xo0ggqRy-CGlneVuSF1U=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/f4/ac/f4ac43f2f3fd47128350df972c4db967.jpg)
Hey, at least you won't have to spend thousands of dollars on fancy vacations.
#TeamThisKid
![Kid on an airplane](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/kid-on-an-airplane/izIlergd1ouKY7Of-_u9mbqKWlE=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/d4/dd/d4ddbde703ea432b90998f10c9cd1ec8.jpg)
What kind of monster doesn't save Skittles for the kid in front?
Should've Bought a New Couch Instead
![Kids being bored on vacation](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/kids-being-bored-on-vacation/t0jWVGxHzMGbW1wqQIibn4CeufI=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/b9/9b/b99b463f5030453c8d216ee9a9508801.jpg)
This is why we don't believe in family vacations until they're paying for things out of their own pockets.
So, You Hear Lots of This on Vacation
![Kids bored on vacation](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/kids-bored-on-vacation/LYPn18fjt3lAHsY0rTunRRoKe6o=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/c7/d2/c7d21867d2f54759a9cfb3d9d7fe8f59.jpg)
Yes, you lose your name as soon as you become a parent. Or as children like to think of you, an entertainer.
Ah, Kid Humor
![Road trip with kids tweets](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/road-trip-with-kids-tweets/LQ_RGkKy6rnEOgFxxw99ZgJpNWw=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/29/be/29be2d678f8e48b7819c675f87270b97.jpg)
This is why kids should come with a mute button.
Bad Moms, Bad Moms, What You Gonna Do
![Family road trip humor](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/family-road-trip-humor/SefC19CqwRGQa5yGsxRo1rXHPN4=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/82/94/82940b6fa3f541359c9731614d707011.jpg)
We would honestly just turn around and go home.
Should've Added 'Don't Bring Kids' to the Packing List...
![Traveling with four kids](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/traveling-with-four-kids/BDW1lflHy0pilDOb1EKIyDkV6qI=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/e4/05/e4055fb9d91c41a4aced82a6e9b3b60d.jpg)
It's like your brain purposefully forgets, so you can do it again next year.
Thank You, Liquor Industry
![Mom vacation with kids tweet](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/mom-vacation-with-kids-tweet/ZXnviIb4YhoigcFM6sS89-8l4oY=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/99/9d/999d3971e15b441f90ec691cf3c25fa8.jpg)
Everyone knows a swimsuit can't get wet before you go in the pool.
Vacationing-With-Kids Recovery Groups Should Really Be a Thing
![Recovering from vacation](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/recovering-from-vacation/eQzma8CMrHvZUZ56IpXfmg8ubYc=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/9e/a7/9ea7e625e6d34633bf63f56e1a8cd039.jpg)
And jobs should give you vacation recovery days as a benefit.
Parenting: The Ultimate Sacrifice
![Packing food for travel with kids](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/packing-food-for-travel-with-kids/gdpORkKOjtTow94WUw7Rcaf2qrQ=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/c2/79/c2793b14e1334d2bbfab1b9d9fdbf3b4.jpg)
To be fair, they'll go through a month's worth of food in five hours.
Incorrectly Cut Pizza Is a Travesty, Let's Be Real
![Cutting pizza wrong](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/cutting-pizza-wrong/pmxNeA7rpsA3Kj6CQi-MvxnEBcw=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/fd/81/fd8137db16964898a48cef75854add52.jpg)
OK, but what kind of adult doesn't know how to correctly cut pizza?
Who Needs Laying Out in the Sun With a Corona When There's This?
![Beach with kids joke](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/beach-with-kids-joke/wXRjcrLYEColS4jB_rCBrFZ_D0M=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/82/cc/82ccf43bc3bf48eca8610970bf064390.jpg)
We love their sense of childlike wonder, but you can be impressed by the same thing only so many times.
Actually, the Apocalypse Requires Less Packing
![Packing for vacation with kids](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/packing-for-vacation-with-kids/EDS4MhmiRQqF7SWfrhpxEgZN-hI=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/65/71/6571fc10f2cc4bbd9fe586dc149ca29c.jpeg)
On the bright side: Once the zombie apocalypse happens, you'll be ready to pack in no time.
Friendly Reminder to Always Use *Very* Specific Directions With Kids
![Kid peeing in the sea joke](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/kid-peeing-in-the-sea-joke/GO3bU6yzZ6XK7lE8ZeYakngJebY=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/60/09/600998a1d2b24f739f776916e741708e.png)
This one is 100 percent on the parent.
Oh, It Counts For Sure
![Summer vacation tweet](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/summer-vacation-tweet/tfyYIubUN5cRzacFbdnvhv4UOoo=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/f0/05/f0050d316bae4897b8b85fcce993d413.jpeg)
Bath water, pool water. Potato, potato.
80 Percent Feels Low...
![Gift shops with kids](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/gift-shops-with-kids/Peau2kr0S3ro2ZUaKangyYHH4QY=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/6b/e5/6be5a4b8dda5431e9f0c528a31190504.jpeg)
They always want the single most expensive thing in there.
The Most Correct Autocorrect Ever
![Road trip with kids bathroom](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/road-trip-with-kids-bathroom/blLJPJOZnAB4C4ruQwr4Dr7b9Ic=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/67/d2/67d23172a0bc47aabbbb5a858a224df1.jpeg)
You'd think after everything that's happened, people would care more about clean bathrooms where washing your hands is possible.
Traveling Alone With a Kid Is So Much ... OK YEAH IT ISN'T FUN AT ALL
![traveling alone with a kid](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/traveling-alone-with-a-kid/nRE6Al3t6CAxHZa-H7gr-VQa6yg=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/33/c1/33c1eeaa7bcb4551ac22c14f83807ff5.jpeg)
To be fair, stuffed animals rule.
Guinness Book of World Records, Where You At?
![Two-year-old on vacation](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/two-year-old-on-vacation/qEcS8LBjvQNldJ4WXdkPYn2yWs8=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/0a/1c/0a1c2d4f87e34ac0b050210c09f6c03b.jpeg)
The current record is at about 1 million times in a single hour.
The Latest Style Craze
![Kids dressing themselves](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/kids-dressing-themselves/T9hgTxLDIY5pDIJu3d10xXFrFO0=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/22/8e/228e9123e3fd465bb204112fdce4de85.jpeg)
But it teaches them independence.
Oh God, It's Happening
![Booking a family vacation tweet](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/booking-a-family-vacation-tweet/HKDFOUeeazPX4tTpsE1jWCcRMmI=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/eb/ca/ebca1e2b2dc544c99cef6ba04a825c7d.jpeg)
Your mind and body are definitely not ready for it.
Definitely the Best Age to Travel with Kids
![Traveling by road with kids](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/traveling-by-road-with-kids/r0GytFCXyhxvJZe32kuvFMzoC_o=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/a4/bb/a4bba6bdb89446f7beccdb52646844f0.jpeg)
Plus, you won't have to pay for them anymore.
Tantrums Are a Universal Language
![Tantrum in front of the Eiffel Tower](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/tantrum-in-front-of-the-eiffel-tower/kFGhnkQlkf4tZe4BhtzsVsMTG5U=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/3b/23/3b23f2078a404e10968a8ee66c2d54b3.jpeg)
But at least your pictures of your kid crying are more interesting.
Ahhhh, Take It All In
![Disneyland tweet](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/disneyland-tweet/ZF4nWBKr8E4nBvagIyvhxyDWNRE=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/a8/9d/a89d95e8939d4fcc94b6f7efa1f2aa26.jpeg)
Not to forget the collective sweat of hundreds of people.
How Time Works When You Parent
![Packing for kids](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/packing-for-kids/ZJI3PGcplY8R176mrCQod0IPtdM=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/cb/6c/cb6c2b264d32403484bdc1a62f445288.jpeg)
And let's not even mention the unpacking.
Better to Die of Dehydration Than Wake a Sleeping Baby
![Not waking kids up tweet](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/not-waking-kids-up-tweet/TgF8xYntJW5jaS1ZmUCE25LUqR0=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/68/69/686968006b644e77aab4b03d4a296a6e.jpeg)
Sorry, this is probably how you go.
Exotic Places Are Way More Interesting When You Experience Them While Half-Asleep
![Vacationing with kids](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/vacationing-with-kids/AcXL-AQFjOyThrY5lbn1cLkk5kM=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/ec/c3/ecc30300ddc44479814d300a389ab282.jpeg)
You probably won't remember them at all, but at least you'll get pictures.
Babysitting for $0/Hour
![Babysitting joke](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/babysitting-joke/lspyxbOaglPwxV7C1gxwWOLKg6c=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/01/0c/010c1fad5ecb494f87eaad4c80b2cb20.jpeg)
Parents are the most committed babysitters in the world.
The Lady on the Right Looks More Too Put Together Still
![messy mom traveling](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/messy-mom-traveling/jyIC33Tbw8vNuQiS7GsVLNMejGg=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/1c/35/1c353c6fdf1c4002b70bab9ea73a394d.jpeg)
She managed to get her hair in a bun and use matching tops and bottoms. That is way more than we've ever managed.
For Shame, Sir, for Shame!
![Peeing on a roadtrip](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/peeing-on-a-roadtrip/ZR4Zu2DVSUPRBDNK3rp3TBLM03s=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/0b/c3/0bc3432b4ba24e438bf8ee9b839e421b.jpeg)
Wow, how dare you have needs of your own, dad?
The More Prized the Possession, the More It Feels Like a Family Vacay
![Family vacation drama](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/family-vacation-drama/zUO5i3o1lS-FY1pYn-vhehVmJ5Y=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/50/cc/50cc7ec4f2c0487db23d860185c20ec2.jpeg)
Lock all the windows as soon as you get in the car.
Really, Who Needs It?
![Delay in Atlanta airport with kids](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/delay-in-atlanta-airport-with-kids/IhO32kZY05AQPi4JkWEkDGw7qrQ=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/cb/28/cb28e824c1644cbea4364dd44705384e.jpg)
It's cheaper and less stressful.
To Be Fair, It Had No Line
![Disney World tweet](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/disney-world-tweet/QRFfIFJ58Q0Cn4TqdDy0LTerRcU=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/43/4a/434a448d8b954a549a3a15b46e75ec65.jpg)
Next time, take your kid to the airport, and tell them it's Disney World.
Keep It Simple
![Hotel pool tweet](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/hotel-pool-tweet/j9Qk7s1GQin5U41DCFbbObhdl3g=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/f2/52/f252edf6b536434b8f83acd3e1e259df.jpg)
Save the actually cool vacations for when they're adults.
That Pretty Much Sums It Up
![Why traveling with kids is great](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/why-traveling-with-kids-is-great/MXUAUAByEA-PnN40Fj2896J7isY=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/21/e2/21e21f481348470ca2187c11fd6c704a.jpg)
Legend has it that she's still trying to come up with a single thing.
Seriously, This Is All You Need to Know About Traveling With Kids
![Traveling with kids](https://thumbor.bigedition.com/traveling-with-kids/IvSaLklfY3lv3VSBLyzPaMOJ3og=/800x0/filters:quality(80)/granite-web-prod/31/39/3139221ed12b4a4da090b372d77b9579.jpg)
Trust these words of wisdom.