"World's most mysterious natural rock formation Mountainous Rushmore was underwhelming and a lot smaller than promised, not even sure who all those men are up there but I think it's just the same man four times in a row and why is that???? There should be four or five WOMEN up there if you ask me. Small as heck and crowded too, like can you at least put a VIP section so I don't have to rub elbows with all these freakin peons? There are a lot of them.
Met some really cool people as I was milling around the border between pets allowed and pets banned, should really allow pets, seems very un American and unfair, but the people I met were nice, unfortunately they were not associated with Mountain Rushmore at all so one star for this lumpy rock!!!" — Drew C.
There are so many mixed signals in this review. The reviewer didn’t like the set up of seeing it, nor did they like that it was only men up there. Plus, for some reason, they wanted a VIP section so they could not have to rub shoulders with other people, who they refer to as peons. Also, they called not being allowed to have your dog with you Un-American. All in all, it sounds like a lot of complaints for a short excursion.