30 Funniest Tweets About European Countries
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Part of the fun of travel is telling stories. What you loved about a place. What you hated. And what you learned about the locals.
But even more fun is reading hilarious tweets that capture the essence of a place, whether they are true or not. We turned to Twitter to get the global opinion on European countries, many of which came from loyal countrymen who simply wanted to tell the truth about their homeland.
(So, don't go blaming us for the rather hilarious honesty!)
Austria
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We love that people still listen to yodeling for fun!
Belgium
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He's obviously never had Belgian chocolate. That's worth a 14-day quarantine!
Spain
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Hear! Hear!
France
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Where are his manners?
Wales
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We didn't know the Welsh could be so harsh. Yet again, not having to do laundry during the teen years sounds quite lovely.
Portugal
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A hard life, but someone has to do it. Can we volunteer?
Finland
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OK, Finland doesn't get a lot of sun, but at least it has really cool colorful dancing lights in the sky at dark.
Switzerland
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Bet her dad laughed.
Slovakia
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Wait! There are still people listening to Nickelback? May we suggest that they get together with the Austrian yodelers?
Scotland
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Played well? Heavenly.
Played poorly? Hell.
Greece
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What are you doing on the internet when in Greece? It's Greece! Go enjoy it!
Sweden
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We wonder how many snow days they get!
Czechia
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So many questions.
Hungary
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There is that.
Good thing that ended though.
England
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It certainly isn't chocolate, that's for sure.
Italy
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At least you are in agreement.
Ireland
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It's not "moo, cow" but "move, cow."
Denmark
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We just wonder how they manage to hold a cup of Coke in one hand, a burger in the other and still hold onto the handlebars.
Russia
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Looks like our grandpa! (Yes, he was Russian.)
Poland
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It does smell pretty bad, you're right.
Croatia
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But you get to live in Croatia!
Netherlands
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That's a better idea.
Monaco
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Unfortunately, Monaco is too small for all of us to have this dream.
Spain
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Is it wrong that we laughed?
Norway
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It really is. C'mon, Norway. You can do better.
Austria
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It must be the tall mug of beer you're drinking. Mirrors and beer goggles aren't a good mix.
Sweden
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Right?!
Russia
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But water imported from Russia is soooo good.
England
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Do Brits even smile at their own dogs? We don't recall the Queen smiling with her corgis.
Wales
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Is this a new game we should try?