“The people here are too happy. Why does everything have to be so fun?
I find the ambiance to be too magical.
I thought Lord Farqua put an end to these fairytale foovervilles?
Those princesses are not convincing. Their dresses seemed unsuitable for the occasion. As if they're... overcompensating. I don't mean any disrespect if they are genuine royalty, but I may be on to something. After all, they do take selfies with commoners. But so do the Kardashians... so I'll have to think on this one.
Peter Pan gave me no peanut butter. Captain Jack shared no rum. And Elsa made me no ice. #hoarders
The laughter & smiles induced left the corners of my mouth numb & my belly feels uncomfortably of butterflies.
And in the end, the guards would not permit me to abide in the sleeping quarters of the castle. These Micky Mouse ears fooled no one.” — Jackson C.
This guy gets it.
If you’re going to complain about Disney, do it in a way that at least makes people laugh. This is so filled with sarcasm and underhanded almost-compliments that it reads like something penned by a comedy writer.
Well done, sir. I tip my (Mickey Mouse) hat to you.